Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Fishing for wankers

My idea Tuesday was to fish up there. People have been shouting, throwing, and floating things down to those in the square but I have yet to see anyone move material in the opposite direction. I'm more of a taker than a giver when you get down to it so passing out candy or poems or art doesn't excite me. I'd flip it and get things from the people down below. I'd lower a fishing line with a bag attached and take contributions from people. Maybe a chocolate croissant or a fancy binder clip. I'd have souvenirs to take home with me.

I'm also very inspired by the bad dancing I've seen. Well, inspired by those who have music, kind of creeped out by those who didn't have any music but kept on dancing anyway. The dancing I've seen up there is the kind of dancing I myself CAN do. So I'd definitely spend some time dancing, perhaps with headphones in so I'm the only one who can hear the music. then I can be the creepy one.

I also like the idea of getting naked. In a bar, on a sports field, around the airport doesn't seem like fun but to be in the position of a statue, and then get naked seems appropriate. that is the kind of public nudity I can get behind.

That's my plan...perhaps we'll have to organize one on this side of the pond for me to execute.

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